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Damn you Mkom.
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I know this is weird, but the I just got fined for modified exhaust, its weird when you get caught for things that you didn't do, I didn't do this, my brother did! So the thing is Mkom, I'll curse you for hailing me down that fateful day, I curse you that you wouldn't be celebrating Raya this year, you are such a pain in the arse Mkom. You can go around doing what you people do best, catching people with not much illegal modifications.
How about the matreps and mat mat designs, asal dorang tak kene? Ape malam dapat pe kalau tak tangkap dorang, come on please, you guys are bullshit you have alot of other people to spot and you spot this kid with a P-plate riding to school! You guys are plain bullshit, you guys don't make the road safe, what can a modified exhaust do to the road compared 'sotong' tyres and racing modified bikes, come on, my bike wasn't modified for racing, you guys are crap! If I were to race, I would buy myself a racing suit and head for the track. You guys waste my time and effort to change back to the stock exhaust and still charge me $500, so what am I going to eat? Sand? The bike already gave me problems and its all because of you and then you still have the cheek to charge $500. I'm vexed, really I am.
Voiced at 3:16 PM on 25 August 2009